"Lalaki ka ba???!?"
Ever experience entering the wrong door? The restroom door specifically. Ha ha!
After watching 'Rock Da Vote', my cousin and I then decided to eat after because it run for roughly two hours and thirty minutes.
And the story goes like this: He orders food at the counter and so I wait at the table until he's done. Wanting to wash my hands and pee, I went to the wash area. Usually, near the area is where you will see the comfort room for men and women. But to my dismay, what sign I only see at the left side of the wash area is the one for men with the dysfuntional sign also beside it. Where's the restroom for women, or is it unisex? Nah. Wrong to think its unisex because there's the men sign. I just wash my hands and go back to our table. My cousin also did what I've done.
We then eat-eat-eat.
Here's what I'm really talking about. Enough with everything, I'm going to tell you the main part of this post. Wanting to pee after being full, I then go back to see if there's any comfort room for the women but I don't see any so I just enter the one I've seen. There are two urinals and one room for those who want discharge their excrement. Strange rest room for women, isn't it? But I can't take it, I pee, of course not on the urinal, ---and then poof, two men enter having their dialogue, then singing will taking their moment.
What runs in my mind is "Are you gay?" Lol. (But I think, for many, it's just natural if you think you and your company are the only one inside the room.)
But I can't leave the room thinking that I will see their lovely penis right in front of my very innocent eyes. Lol. My heart's thumping, and I wait for them to leave. Rushing through the door, I suddenly bump to a man who opened it. He says sorry with intense wonder looking at me.
Thinking I was humiliated with some people looking also to me while going to our table, my cousin, with big eyes, asking me in a soft hush hush voice, "Lalaki ka ba?".
And a tomboy, on the next table looks at us.
When you can't control yourself, you'll just think that you "NEED" to do your thing and pee, rather than look wet on your pants.
Next time: Don't go to a restroom with a sign really for men. (BTW, the restroom for women is just located at the right side of the wash area. The reason I didn't notice it is because the lights are already turned of on that section. Palusot. Ha ha.)
What's cool: My cousin also went on the wrong restroom before, that of women's. With great marvel, he says, "Wow ang ganda." Yun pala maling room din siya dati.
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madz...alam ko.. alam kong sinadya mo yun.. ano ba talagang totoo madz? nalilito na ko syo! *mixed signals*
you are tagged! tgnan mo blog ko. hehehe
arvin ang totoo e hindi ko sinadya yun noh, he he! sobrang kabado at nagulat kaya ako, ha ha!
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